theepichumor:

Bored? CLick!

(via callawaynoxid)

Source: this-isakindness

white vs. asian parents

  • white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
  • white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
  • vs.
  • asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
  • asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI

Source: isabonquisha

  • me: haha ok
  • autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

Source: gricour

aquus:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

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Source: aquus

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peruvian-diego: OH MY GOD If McDonald’s is as “good” as pizza……
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peruvian-diego:

OH MY GOD

If McDonald’s is as “good” as pizza……

(via callawaynoxid)

Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye

daisyfairy:

googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet

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Source: daisyfairy

theclearlydope: She’s on Myspace?
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theclearlydope:

She’s on Myspace?

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meme-meme: Did you give your friend a pat in the back today?
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meme-meme:

Did you give your friend a pat in the back today?

Source: meme-meme

brain-food:

Iron Maiden
by Rafael Benedicto

Source: brain-food