white vs. asian parents
- white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
- white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
- vs.
- asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
- asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
Source: isabonquisha
- me: haha ok
- autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
Source: gricour
Source: aquus
Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
(via idbakeyoupies)
Source: daisyfairy
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